I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it last year at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I had a sex-change. I'm returning The cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your neighbor, Martin, as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of the incarnation as an Eskimo.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Erin
P.S. What the hell did I just write? I'm sorry.
I'm tagging IzzyAsuka, popranacorn, NaruNan4Ever, GoddessOfTheRain, and Takai-Tonzura. (kimimaro100040, sessmaru, and usa